May 20 2008

Angelina Jolie Preggo Topless Paparazzi Pictures on Her Balcony

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Angelina Jolie was topless on a terrace in Maryland Villa at the Cannes Festival ordeal. We are getting a lot of celebrity nude shots from this Cannes Festival saga. These pictures sucks ass, and are grainy as hell too. Not even a clear shot of her nipples. But I know some people out there wanna see this crap. So here ya go. Hopefully we’ll get the clear edition when the paparazzi dude stop wacking while holding the camera as he take the picture. Oh! These photos are of a preggo chick, sure she is one of the hottest women in the World but she is very pregnant now. So I was not going to post them but for all you that like to see a pregnant woman topless you’ll enjoy these. You’re also probably the same people who hide outside in bushes with special long range lenses, waiting for the moment a girl walks on her patio topless so you can take photos of her to get off to, or in this case, sell to magazines. But I don’t want to judge, I thank them of their hard work.

————————————– Angelina Jolie (born Angelina Jolie Voight on June 4, 1975 in Los Angeles, California, United States) is an American film actor and a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Refugee Agency. She is often cited by popular media as one of the world’s most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. She has received three Golden Globe Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and an Academy Award. Though she made her screen debut as a child alongside her father Jon Voight in the 1982 film Lookin’ to Get Out, Jolie’s acting career began in earnest a decade later with the low budget production Cyborg 2 (1993). Her first leading role in a major film was in Hackers (1995). She starred in the critically acclaimed biographical films George Wallace (1997) and Gia (1998), and won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in the drama Girl, Interrupted (1999). Jolie achieved international fame as a result of her portrayal of videogame heroine Lara Croft in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), and since then has established herself as one of the best-known and highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. She had her biggest commercial success with the action-comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005). Divorced from actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, Jolie currently lives with actor Brad Pitt, in a relationship that has attracted worldwide media attention. Jolie and Pitt have three adopted children, Maddox, Pax, and Zahara, as well as a biological daughter, Shiloh. Jolie has promoted humanitarian causes throughout the world, and is noted for her work with refugees through UNHCR.

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April 02 2008

Penelope Cruz does the bikini thing

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Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz hung out with Javier Bardem in France over Easter weekend. She in her bikini, he in his trunks. They made out on the balcony and relaxed in sun chairs lazily reading side by side. Later, they probably ordered room service which they put on their black AMEX card. After a lavish meal of oysters, caviar and chocolate covered strawberries, they most likely finished the night with mind blowing sex after which their naked bodies collapsed on a bed made of crumpled $100 bills and the fur of endangered pandas. Of course, I only tell you this to remind you that your life isn’t nearly as fantastic as theirs. Loser.

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